Tuesday, May 11, 2010

No, Shakespeare Wasn't Someone Else

Tweedale, Ralph L. Wasn't Shakespeare Someone Else?: New Evidence in the Very Words of the Bard Himself about his True Identity. Southfield, Michigan: Verity Press, 1971. [The Shakespeare Oxford Society is listed on the title page, but Verity Press is the publishing house responsible.]

Avoiding the ad hominem attack on the anti-Stratfordian is hard for the Stratfordian to do. It's easy to make fun of those who argue that Edward de Vere, the Seventeenth Earl of Oxford, wrote the plays attributed to the man Shakespeare from Stratford-upon-Avon. Even normally meticulous scholars tend to mock the names of those who hold the view (Looney, Silliman, and Battey are prominent targets for these barbs) rather than (or in addition to) developing an argument about the view itself.

A few centuries ago, while I was in the early stages of a college education, I found the book listed above on the shelves of my college library. It was the first major work I read on the authorship question. And it was a doozy.

The argument runs something like this. If you take all the instances in which the letters V-E-R-E (or W-E-R-E or U-E-R-E or V-E-E-R or E-V-E-R or U-E-E-R or W-E-E-R) in the 1609 Quarto of the Sonnets and make straight lines out of them all, they will spell out words that indicate the true author of the sonnets. Furthermore, acrostics along the edge of the sonnets will guide the attentive reader toward the correct interpretation.

Tweedale desires to provide evidence that acrostics were not unknown during the time period. He cites a poem by Sir John Davies that spells "ELJSABETHA REGINA" (instead of Js, Is were often used—just as Us were often used instead of Vs), a poem by Anthony Muday that spells EDWARD DE VERE, and the prologue to Ben Jonson's Volpone:
V olpone, childless, rich, feigns sick, despairs,
O ffers his state to hopes of several heirs,
L ies languishing: his parasite receives
P resents of all, assures, deludes; then weaves
O ther cross plots, which ope themselves, are told.
N ew tricks for safety are sought; they thrive: when bold,
E ach tempts the other again, and all are sold.
Fair enough. But these are extremely straightforward acrostics. The ones Tweedale finds in the sonnets are much less obvious—allowing the careful reader to be much more skeptical of the idea that they are intentional. For Tweedale, "AWT" (reading up Sonnet 31) is "aught," "WOIT" (reading up Sonnet 71) is "void," and "TAAAAAAAAAAAT" (from the edge of Sonnet 66) is "Taste." That one can actually be read forward and backward, though Tweedale doesn't point that out.

One point to make against the argument is that the text must have been very meticulously seen through the printer's so that the careful preparation of the text for this secret revelation would not be lost by mislineation or typographical missettings.

First, it's not at all certain that Shakespeare (or anyone else) saw the text carefully through its publication. The Riverside Shakespeare says this about the text of the sonnets: "Quite evidently, the publication was not authorized nor seen through the press by the author, for the text is considerably worse than the texts of Venus and Adonis and Lucrece and there is no dedication by the author" (1839).

Second, Edward de Vere (whether he authored the sonnets or not) indisputably died in 1604, five years before the sonnets were published.

Tweedale isn't bothered by or silent about other counter-arguments; nor on this point is Tweedale dumb. He argues that the printer of the sonnets knew the method—and employed it in the title page and dedication (though not as well as de Vere did in the body of the sonnets). The printer even periodically introduces typographical errors when they are necessary to the argument, according to Tweedale!

I don't want to discount Shakespeare's genius and say that he wasn't capable of such word games. I also don't want to say that he couldn't do both intricate word games at the same time as writing marvelous poetry. Underestimating Shakespeare is a dangerous business.

But it is a bit hard to swallow the idea of the poet sitting back after finishing off Sonnet 130 ("My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun") and saying, "I sure am glad I was able to arrange that sonnet to make the letter 'E' just where it was needed to finish the word "Shakespeare" written across the previous nine sonnets. I hope that someone will carefully publish this five years or so after my death in this sequence and with these line breaks and with just the right typographical errors so that future generations will know not only that my mistress' eyes were nothing like the sun but that William Shakespeare was the front man for an expansive conspiracy."

The last point against the argument (there are more than I'm dealing with here, but I'm running short on time) is its subjectivity. Scroll back up and take a look at the image from Sonnet 47 that heads this entry. What do you see in it? [Hint: in that instance, it's not a letter.] If the method is objective, most (if not all) of those who see the image will find the same thing in it.

What did you see? For Tweedale, "The figure in Sonnet 47 appears to be a little stick-man taking his bow, as well he might" (66).

Is it really? Why? Why would it appear here? And why would that be the only non-letter produced by the method? The claim makes me more than skeptical. It makes me leave the argument behind in its entirety.

The argument isn't convincing, but it is memorable–I never forgot this ridiculous book (and went to some difficulty to track it down again).

Below are some images from the book that give a greater sense of the argument than description alone can:


The title page. Notice how Tweedale has crafted his subtitle so that it—even it—evinces the methodology used to determine de Vere's authorship. I'm not certain, but I think that indicates that de Vere wrote the title page of this volume.


Sonnet 47, with its image of a little man taking a bow (a detailed image opens this post).


The letters "A," "R," and "E" appear (apparently) in Sonnets 101-1o3 to finish the word "SHAKESPEARE." This image is included in this post as an example of how subjective the method is. It's very difficult to see the proposed letters in this mass of connected lines.

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Works Cited

Shakespeare, William. The Riverside Shakespeare. 2nd ed. Gen. ed. G. Blakemore Evans. Boston: Houghton Mifflin, 1997.

Tweedale, Ralph L. Wasn't Shakespeare Someone Else?: New Evidence in the Very Words of the Bard Himself about his True Identity. Southfield, Michigan: Verity Press, 1971.

13 comments:

Ryegate said...

Be a man. Stop using straw man arguments to create a guilt by association scenario. I'd expect better from an educated person, but then again, anyone who actually believes that Shaksper of Avon wrote anything beyond a shopping list, would indeed resort to ad hominem attacks. Good luck with holding onto that theory that holds next to no evidence. Highly educated people will climb onto the towering mountain of evidence that points to Oxford. The Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern connection alone is game set and match. Or the fact that Oxford had access to Beowulf (Hamlet source) and the Ovid (influenced many of his plays) while Shakspere was probably lucky to have held a book once in his life. I'll stop now, as this is probably way over your head. Cheers.

kj said...

Please note that the point of the post was to deal with the argument rather than the people making the argument. I don't think I'm guilty of creating a straw man argument by pointing out the weaknesses of an actual argument by an actual person.

But thanks!

kj

Ryegate said...

I see, I see. So if a student in a class isn't very smart, and gets bad grades because they don't understand the subject, that makes the entire class a failure. Nice logic.
You like to "make fun of" Anti-stratfordians by going after those with weak arguments like Tweedale, rather than trying your hand against Ogburn, Sobran or Anderson. There's a word for someone who beats up on the weakest kid on the playground. Now what is that word? I don't need to say it, you know what you are. Please don't blog about subjects that you cannot comprehend. It makes you look the fool.

Michael said...

HI Bardfilm, it seems that you don't know about my film. Much Ado About Something, on Marlowe's candidacy for the role of hidden hand. How is that possible? It was on PBS many times and on the BBC.

I can send you a copy it you arr open to it it was well reviewed when it came out.

Duane Morin said...

You weren't making straw men, you were clearly making stick figures. :)!

I don't really follow Ryedale's point. You're clearly reviewing the book, not the Oxfordian movement, and Ryedale acknowledges that Tweedale's argument is weak.

His (her?) suggestion that you no longer speak of the subject seems more to be a case of "That Tweedale chap makes us look bad, please let me bully you into not doing that anymore!" If you want kj to review Ogburn and the others, offer to send him a copy, as Michael the filmmaker does.

I'll leave the irony of the ad hominem comments ("anyone who would believe", "this is probably way over your head"...) as an exercise to the reader.

kj said...

Michael:

Thanks for the offer! I do not own Much Ado About Something, though I have seen it. It's in the lengthy queue of items to comment on! Keep watching—Bardfilm will get to it.

kj

Anonymous said...

Lol you have spelled the stratford mans name in two different ways. Yes you think the elizabethans would never have done such a thing and it must refer to two different people

Anonymous said...

I get the feeling that this blog has since died off or something in the far future of 2024...

I stumbled onto a copy of Tweedale's book on a tour of Houston-Tillotson's campus in Austin TX and was pretty interested right away. I should qualify this by mentioning that I am a mathematician, chemist, and physicist, and literature analysis and the study of history tends to put me to sleep faster than... well just about anything! That's just my taste though, and I have immense respect for the good folks who do find that to be their thing!

After reading through this book, the only argument that I felt most qualified to speak on was that which pointed out the improbability of these "acrostics" occurring to begin with. Whether or not the letters they supposedly create are coherent with any consistency, I found the argument that they are statistically immensely unlikely to exist by accident to be compelling.

Could you perhaps shed any light on what you thought of this? As I leave this comment, I am in the process of analyzing the Sonnets to try to quantify the probability that these acrostics should exist at all, as the author uses generalizations to do so. While his generalizations theoretically support the disproving of his theory, and thus are acceptable, I still find an objective analysis to be preferable.

If this blog is still getting any action, and if I end up disciplined enough to go through with my analysis, I may end up providing samples of my work as food for thought.

Cheers!

Anon

kj said...

Oh, yes, Anonymous, we're still here!

I think the point about the acrostics being "statistically immensely unlikely to exist by accident" would be much stronger if they were limited to one possible combination. As it is, there are exponentially more possibilities because of the multiple ways of parsing "V-E-R-E." And even if it were limited, the letters E and R are extremely common. And there are many combinations that Tweedale ignores because they don't fit his scheme.

It seems important to cyphering that anyone decoding a cypher (especially given the specific means of decryption) should arrive at the same answer. With Tweedle, this seems not only subjective but also arbitrary.

Glad you've joined us, Anonymous! Let us know what else you're thinking.

kj (Bardfilm)

Anonymous said...

What else I'm thinking:
I decided to try to calculate the probabilities discussed in the book myself. I slowly replaced generalizations with more specific terms. I took pictures of the sonnets and used MS Paint to take the coordinate points of each acrostic to plot a graph. I then used trigonometry to calculate the angles between any two given legs of a formed letter. From here, I took the ratio of the largest possible angle (occurring between Sonnets 37-42--I limited my work to these sonnets) over the angle of a circle's circumference (so I ended up with 141/360 for this), which to me generally represented the extrema of the useful possible directions an acrostic leg could occur off of another acrostic (AKA, 39% of a circle's circumference is potentially useful, so a ratio of 2/5 instead of 3/9 would be more reasonable.). All this to say, the probability as I did these things collectively got lower and lower, and this didn't make sense to me. I was expecting the probability to increase (meaning higher likelihood) as I defined more and more factors.

Now, Tweedale avoids defining the probability of a single Vere acrostic occurring. He suggests that it favors the idea that his theory is wrong if he simply assumes there is one Vere acrostic per sonnet as a given, and thus is permissible. I decided to attempt to define the probability of a single Vere acrostic occurring. I consulted frequency tables and used a similar approach to the letter forming probability (of taking the ratios of useful adjacent spaces for letters to subsequently occur over the total space available, as well as the ratio of useful angles with which each subsequent letter must occur to form a linear acrostic over the circumference of a circle), and got an absurdly low probability. 1 in 800 million.

I immediately rejected the validity of Tweedale's probability calculations. I'll admit you won't always find at least one Vere acrostic in every single sample of English writing, but at least in my individual experience, you sure as hell find more than 1 in 800 million. These calculations must not accurately define what Tweedale wants them to define.

What this tells me is that Tweedale simply doesn't factor enough of reality into his calculations. He must be leaving out factors that would increase the probability that these patterns could naturally emerge. I don't know what they are, but I know they must exist.

Does this mean that Tweedale is wrong altogether? Not necessarily. I'm not qualified in any way to pretend I know. But I will say his math doesn't mean what he thinks it means.

His math is a lot like if you walked up to a person named John and said "Nice to see you, Mike!" You spoke real, repeatable English, but the words you said did not mean what you wanted them to mean.

Anyway, I would say that Tweedale is not the best spokesperson for the Edward de Vere = Shakespeare argument if he fully supported those calculations. That section pulls from his credibility in the book in my opinion.

Thanks for getting back to me, glad someone was able to touch base with me on this. I'll end off by saying that the probability of those acrostics occurring is a question that someone could answer, but in my opinion, Tweedale himself never properly did.

Have a great upcoming weekend!

Anon
(2/2)

Anonymous said...

I am the Anon from July 28, 2024, following up one last time! I have a lot to say, so this comment will be made in multiple parts. Sorry in advance for the length, but I want to objectively share what I have found. I'm no expert or anything, but I did give this a real college try! Oh, one more apology in advance; I probably won't visit this website ever again, just because this whole subchapter of my life is very out of character for me. Hopefully, you don't have any questions, but if you do, I want to say I am very unlikely to get to them, so sorry for that!

Cheers! :)

Anon
P.S. I think it's pretty wild how much disagreeing parties in this Shakespeare debate seem to passionately hate one another XD

In reply:
I think it's a true and fair argument that there are far more possibilities with w, u, v, e, and r. I will note anecdotally that I decided to arbitrarily search for acrostics made up of different letters with comparable frequencies to see if I could find any geometric shapes. I found a couple single-line acrostics, but never more than two and definitely never a formed shape.

Partially related, but as I understand it Tweedale suggested that somehow agents of de Vere's (or the man himself) were able to manipulate the printing process to ensure the correct sequences of letters in the sonnets. This seems farfetched in my opinion but is perhaps a possible devil's advocate stance regarding the feasibility of decoding such a cypher. Though even still I think there is a bit of subjectivity there.

Honestly though, I agree that Tweedale cherry-picks often enough that it would be disingenuous for anyone who read the book not to be skeptical.

(1/2)

Anonymous said...

Whoops they went up backwards, lol (3/2)

kj said...

Thanks for joining the conversation, Anonymous, and for doing that studious work!

Take care!

kj (Bardfilm)

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