Monday, April 13, 2026

The Dick Van Dyke Show Provides a Quote that Hamlet Never Said

“Will You Two Be My Wife?” By Carl Reiner. Perf. Dick Van Dyke, Mary Tyler Moore, Rose Marie, and Morey Amsterdam. Dir. John Rich. The Dick Van Dyke Show. Season 2, episode 17. CBS. 16 January 1963. DVD. Allied Vaughn, 2023.

Yes, it seems like I'm becoming a completist when it comes to Shakespeare in The Dick Van Dyke Show, but I promise that I'm including only those references to Shakespeare about which I have something to say. You'll notice I didn't mention the time Buddy said, "Well, that concludes our little series of Shakespearean plays" in "The Sleeping Brother" (Season 1, episode 27). But when the Shakespeare is a bit less incidental than that, I say, "Bring it on."

Allow me to set the stage for this moment. Sally and Buddy, Rob's fellow writers, have discovered what appears to be a memoir relating how Rob and Laura got engaged and went on a honeymoon. Rob, serving in the Army at the time, has only one three-day pass, and he needs to decide whether he should use it to take a honeymoon with Laura or to go back to his hometown to break it to a woman with whom he has if not an engagement at least an understanding.

It's an opportunity for the show to give us a flashback episode. This clip takes us from reading the memoir back to the events the memoir presents:


Rob Petrie's narration is intriguing:
And, as Hamlet once said, "Hark! Here comes Dorothy, and I wish I was dead."
It's not the words Hamlet is purported to have said that's interesting; it's the easy introduction to the quote that fascinates. It flows so trippingly off the tongue that it seems like a cliché—the kind of thing people are saying all the time, whether seriously or in fun. It's a filler phrase—a marker of a transition into other matters. Shakespeare is so pervasive in the culture that one of his characters can easily, unquestioningly serve this function. Indeed, I could see that becoming a running gag.

Let's see where we go next.

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