Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Hamlet in the Style of Fun with Dick and Jane

"Laugh, Teacher, Laugh." Time 20 July 1962. 53.
Browsing through a Shakespeare dictionary the other day (A Dictionary of Shakespeare by Stanley Wells, to keep the record straight), I was interested to see something the dictionary titled "Teaching Hamlet by the 'look-and-tell' method." That's the method embodied in the 1946 children's book Fun with Dick and Jane. But the dictionary didn't give any context for it other than the reference "from Time-Life (20 July 1962)." I wanted to know more about the history behind this cultural artifact.

With the help of a reference librarian, I managed to track down the specific article (cited above). The article itself says that this anonymous work was passed around during the 1962 National Education Association Convention. The title it gives is Fun with Hamlet and his Friends—and, even more fascinatingly, it says that the section it printed (and which was subsequently included in Wells' dictionary) is merely an excerpt. I wonder if the work in its entirety survives anywhere.

Until it resurfaces, we'll have to be content with the following (and I imagine we can be quite content with this segment alone):
Fun with Hamlet and his Friends

See Hamlet run. Run, Hamlet, Run.

He is going to his mother’s room.

“I have something to tell you, mother,” says Hamlet. “Uncle Claudius is bad. He gave my father poison. Poison is not good. I do not like poison. Do you like poison?”

“Oh, no, indeed!” says his mother. “I do not like poison.”

“Oh, there is Uncle Claudius,” says Hamlet. “He is hiding behind the curtain. Why is he hiding behind the curtain? Shall I stab him? What fun it would be to stab him through the curtain.”

See Hamlet draw his sword. See Hamlet stab. Stab, Hamlet, stab.

See Uncle Claudius’ blood.

See Uncle Claudius’ blood gushing.

Gush, blood, gush.

See Uncle Claudius fall. How funny he looks, stabbed.

Ha, ha, ha.

But it is not Uncle Claudius. It is Polonius. Polonius is Ophelia’s father.

“You are naughty, Hamlet,” says Hamlet’s mother. “You have stabbed Polonius.”

But Hamlet’s mother is not cross. She is a good mother. Hamlet loves his mother very much. Hamlet loves his mother very, very much. Does Hamlet love his mother a little too much? Perhaps.

See Hamlet run. Run, Hamlet, Run.

“I am on my way to find Uncle Claudius,” Hamlet says.

On the way he meets a man. “I am Laertes,” says the man. “Let us draw our swords. Let us duel.”

See Hamlet and Laertes duel. See Laertes stab Hamlet. See Hamlet stab Laertes. See Hamlet’s mother drink poison. See Hamlet stab King Claudius.

See everybody wounded and bleeding and dying and dead.

What fun they are having!

Wouldn’t you like to have fun like that?

Monday, February 6, 2012

Shakespeare in Love on Blu-Ray Winners!

Shakespeare in Love. Dir. John Madden. Perf. Gwyneth Paltrow, Joseph Fiennes, Judi Dench, Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush and Tom Wilkinson. 1998. Blu-ray. Miramax Lionsgate, 2012.
Thanks to all who submitted their film ideas to our recent Shakespeare in Love on Blu-Ray Giveaway (for which, q.v.). We have our winners:
  • Christina S.

  • Reynaldo Makefoil

  • Fretful Porpentine
Congratulations to all our winners, and thanks again to all who submitted. And thanks, too, to Miramax Lionsgate and Click Communications, who provided the discs as prizes.

Please e-mail me your shipping address, winners, to claim your prizes. As soon as I receive your addresses, I'll forward them along to Click Communications—they will take care of the actual shipping. You can find my e-mail under the "Contact" section of my complete profile. Enjoy!

Links: The Film at IMDB.

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Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Ralph Fiennes' Coriolanus: I Can't See the Film, but I Can Read the Screenplay

Coriolanus. Dir. Ralph Fiennes. Perf. Ralph Fiennes, Gerard Butler, Brian Cox, Jessica Chastain, and Vanessa Redgrave. Hermetof Pictures, 20 January 2012. Film.
Logan, John. Coriolanus: The Shooting Script. Forward by Ralph Fiennes. New York: Newmarket Press, 2011.

Update: The DVD is now available! See below.

Like most of the rest of the world, I patiently await the news that Ralph Fiennes' Coriolanus is opening in a theatre near me.

Fortunately, the good people of Newmarket Press heard the drumming of my fingers all the way from New York City and sent me a copy of the screenplay.

It's astounding, and it's astonishingly helpful. It has a forward by and a concluding Question and Answer section with Ralph Fiennes and an introduction by John Logan (the author of the screenplay). Each of those three segments is thoughtful.

And the screenplay itself has turned my drumming fingers from patient to impatient. I can't wait to see this film.

In the meantime, I'll have to make due with the trailer:

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—The Tempest